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      A very Vancian beetle

      If Jack Vance (no, not J.D. Vance but the author of the ๐ท๐‘ฆ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐ธ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘กโ„Ž trilogy amongst others) was an entomologist writing a field guide entry, I suspect it would go something like this:

      ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐†๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ž๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐š๐ง๐ญ (๐ถ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘ข๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ )

      Among the marvels of the Hรชtran Woods is the Pursuivant, a creature which seems less the product of natural selection than the whim of a jeweller working under contract to some forgotten archmage.

      Length: one and a half to two thumb-joints.

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      The elytra are burnished green-gold, each marked by a series of parallel ridges as though carved from malachite and subsequently plated with beaten sunlight. The head and thorax glow with the metallic crimson of newly smelted copper. When viewed in oblique light, the entire animal appears illuminated from within.

      It inhabits damp woodland, favouring ancient forests where the soil remains cool even in midsummer. It passes the hours of darkness in the pursuit of slugs, worms and other soft-bodied creatures, which it dispatches with an efficiency wholly at odds with its ornamental appearance.

      During periods of rain it may occasionally be encountered abroad by day, crossing pathways with an air of urgent purpose. The observer should not infer from this haste that the creature is alarmed. The Pursuivant merely possesses important business of a beetle nature, concerning which it is characteristically unwilling to elaborate.

      The inhabitants of Sonia regard an encounter with a Pursuivant upon a forest path as evidence that the woodland yet retains its ancient virtues.

      It is prudent to admire the creature and allow it to continue on its errand. Like many of the Forest's most distinguished inhabitants, it appears to regard mankind as an amusing but essentially irrelevant phenomenon.

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